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Scumbag Of The Year: Jesse Ventura Wins $1.8 MILLION Lawsuit Against Widow Of Hero Chris Kyle

You REALLY can’t be a bigger pile of garbage than Jesse Ventura…it’s literally impossible.

Please don’t sue us for calling you the biggest pile of garbage, Jesse. On second thought, give it a whirl. We’d love to hear you explain that you’re just a little pile of garbage.

Chris Kyle was an American hero and to sue his WIDOW for millions over what? A story that he clocked you in the face because you were being a jerk to fallen troops?

What a scumbag.

Watch a little background on the trial here:

DISCLAIMER: Obviously we didn’t post this video so excuse the idiot who made the video’s headline.

We think this combat amputee sums up the whole, lousy deal pretty well:

Twitter users were merciless, with “#SoSueMeJesse

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